Actual headline:
"Russian cargo ship docks at the international space station, delivers sorely needed supplies"

Headline provided by Fark.com:
"Russians foil NASA's plans to create space cannibals"

OK, I'm running on 3 hours' sleep here, so cut me some slack, but that made me laugh till I cried.

http://www.fark.com
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/news/archive/2004/12/26/international1246EST0465.DTL