Rez Vibrator

In interweb terms, this is old news (2002) but I provide it here as a service to those of you who have not yet read it. Probably don't wanna read it at work -- there are a couple of NSFW images in there. If you're having trouble getting your girlfriend into gaming, it's worth a shot. In general, Game Girl Advance is what gaming journalism should be, as compared to the Fox-ish IGN, which I won't link because it's filthy and horrid. Actually, a fellow blogger I've mentioned before has even written an article for them (GGA that is). I really enjoy his writing; he hates the world and he's very eloquent about it. Speaking of which, if you hate the world and would like to destroy it, here's a good place to start.

PS - I have the attention span of a gnat right now. I blame the wine.